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[rerevale]

"—it's your Momo!
I hear you, I promise."

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[passio]

[ just wait until dextera unrolls the baby pictures he doesn’t have. ]

That’s very nice of you to say, Momo.

I didn’t think you were trying to replace me. You’re just the first person I know of who reached out to him first. He’s not used to being thought of before me. Even if he doesn’t say it, I know it must be true.

So please take care of him. And thank you for the soup.

[rerevale]

[ momo would absolutely perish immediately ]

ahh, you two are both so adorable, you know that? you're gonna make me cry! grandpa momo's tear ducts are so loose nowadays...
i'll take super good care of him, don't worry! i don't want to make you mad (σ * ´v`)σ

and thank /you/ for making me super-duper happy today! if you ever need an ear, shoot me a message anytime.♪

press 'y' next time!

[passio]

Wait. Before you leave your laptop, can you explain what you meant by “too many cheetahs”?

[rerevale]

[ Momo stares at his laptop screen.

Blinks.

And cracks up. ]

mm... i'm glad you asked. that actually wasn't a joke at all... it's actually an ultra top-secret piece of intel about cheetahs.

the truth is... cheetahs are a proud race of animals who put their lives on the line for poker.

if you put too many cheetahs in one place for a poker game...



...you can only imagine how horrifying things can get... (・ ם・)

[ momo you piece of shit ]

[passio]

[ ……… ]

You’re teasing me.

It’s because “cheetahs” sounds like “cheaters,” isn’t it? I figured it out.

[ dextera sounds even more earnest than he actually is, which is already pretty earnest, because of the plain appearance of his text. how sad. ]

[rerevale]

( ˙◊︎˙◞︎)◞︎

(´._.｀)


（┬┬＿┬┬）


dear diary... a cute junior bullied me today...

[passio]

This isn’t your diary.

[ hm, is he pushing the innocent act, or is he teasing momo in return? a mystery… ]

[rerevale]

[ Oh, Momo is still laughing. He'll never win when it comes to these twins... ]

aah, is it the authorities then?! hello?! i'd like to report a murder!! a super sweet person by the name of Dextera totally killed my joke about cheetahs!!

as punishment... ୧(`•ω•´)୨ the next time i see him...he's gonna get a noogie...

[passio]

[ momo is so… happy. dextera doesn’t know what to do with him. it doesn’t seem like it’s fake, but he also doesn’t know that it’s possible for someone to keep up this level of energy forever. ]

You don’t know what I look like.

[ except they’re identical, FUCK!!! ]

[rerevale]

[ top ten anime betrayals of all time: 1. Sinistra telling Momo that he and Dextera are identical twins. ]

heh heh heh... Sinistra already spilled the beans (*ﾟω｀人)

[passio]

[ NO!!! he’s going to get noogie’d and there’s nothing he can do to stop it. ]

Then I have no choice, do I? I want to meet you, but please be gentle.

[rerevale]

haha♪ i'll be super gentle, don't worry!

i talk a big game, but i bet i'll just melt when i see you in person ╰(*´︶`*)╯

[passio]

I doubt that.

I’m sorry for bothering you with all this. Maybe we can talk again another time.