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[rerevale]

"—it's your Momo!
I hear you, I promise."

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[robitussin]

you don't have to say that

i mean

i know you're going to say even if i say you don't have to but

[rerevale]

i'm not /just/ saying it... ( ›_‹ )

listen

no matter what, momo-chan's gonna be here in an apron for you

you can leave a hundred times but i'm still gonna be waiting!!

[robitussin]

yeah but like

okay no never mind. just, thanks, i think

even if i’m still confused (mostly about the apron thing honestly)

[rerevale]

you're welcome! ♥

and haha, really? you've never heard the apron routine?!

[robitussin]

no

and it is with great reluctance that i ask what that is

1/2

[rerevale]

ooh♪ i'm glad you asked...!

it's a super ancient japanese tradition

where one person wears an apron and waits at home for the person they care about to come back home...

and once that front door opens, the person in the apron says the magic words

[rerevale]

[ he pauses for dramatic effect, eve if he can't be there in person to deliver this heinous line. ]

"welcome home☆

do you want dinner? a bath?

or... me?"

[ why is Momo like this ]

[robitussin]

[In contrast, immediately:]

PLEASE NEVER DO THAT

[rerevale]

[ He's cackling back in his room, thanks. ]

huh?!?! why????

i'm super cute in an apron! (*ˊᵕˋ*)

[robitussin]

can we talk about something else?? literally anything else??

[rerevale]

haha, sorry, sorry!
i didn't mean to tease you /too/ much




but you totally imagined me in an apron, didn't you (࿀꒡꒳꒡)

[robitussin]

i absolutely did not and you will never hear otherwise

[rerevale]

whaaaat? it's totally fine to fantasize about me, you know!

[ what the, ]

just think of it... me in a cute pink apron, holding a bowl of spaghetti at your door!!

[robitussin]

1. absolutely not

2. why are you like this

[rerevale]

i can only be the bright, sunshine momo-chan you know and love! (｡•ω- ｡) ⌒♡

[robitussin]

don't you think that's a little presumptive

[rerevale]

(´;ㅿ;｀)!!!

are you telling me you're gonna break my heart today

[robitussin]

is telling you not to be weird the same thing as breaking your heart

[rerevale]

it definitely is if it means i won't get to joke around with you anymore!!!!!!!!

[robitussin]

as long as it doesn’t involve aprons

you know

that thing we’re never talking about again

[rerevale]

hmmmmm

you drive a hard bargain!

but i'll give up on the apron routine ( ´;ω;` ) tell me if you ever change your mind, 'kay

[robitussin]

i can preemptively tell you i will never change my mind

but also

how have you been

[rerevale]

haha, ok, ok!

but, me?

i guess there's been ups and downs, because this place is really weird, you know?

but i'm ok

i'm really happy today, especially!

[robitussin]

what were the downs?

unless it's like weird to talk about

[rerevale]

nah, it's not weird

i should definitely warn you about some of the bad stuff, anyway!
so you know what to expect ( •̀∀•́ )b

some of it was things like feeling under the weather
like feeling really sick for no reason!
if something like that happens, you should tell someone
it's probably not your fault you got sick, after all